TasteTester--America

Goodness, I was supposed to report for work for the past few days, but something happened so I got myself sick. I don't know how in the flying fart that happened, it just did! ~orzplz (https://www.deviantart.com/orzplz) For serious, this cold is driving me crazy, it feels like my ears are going to get jammed anytime now, and I'm dripping like a broken faucet. Plus I have to have a roll of tissues with me everywhere I go. I ended up sneezing in front of quite a lot of people, and embarrassing myself to oblivion. Great. Curse you Arthur for giving me a cold! Till next time, -Taste Tester Alfred "Frickin' Sick" Jones. [sneezes loudly]

This was supposed to contain my next taste-test verdict on the coconut tart that Roddy was making, and since I am now a closet fan of his pastries, I couldn't resist the urge to try it out and see if it'll be as awesome as the Sachertorte [I hope I spelled it right] he made a few days ago. But, needless to say... One of the staff started throwing mangoes, and then it erupted into a full-scale food fight. I myself wasn't spared from the assault, as I got hit by an unripe mango at the back of the head, and beaned by a spiky fruit full-on in the face. So much for Texas staying clean. >w< And when it came down to it, Roddy almost had a nervou

So like, yeah, I reported for my first day of work, and what was the first thing I sampled? Roddy baked this thing called Sac-- Sacher-- whatever it was, it looked like a chocolate cake to me, so of course I had to taste it, since everything will have to go through me before it gets out to the rest of the world to taste for themselves! First taste, couldn't make up my mind. So I asked for a bigger piece. After I got that one down, things started going crazy-- Gilby got his hands on some vodka and now he's being turned into a cakepile smusher, from the looks of it. Well, anyway, Roddy said that the cake wasn't complete without the cream, so