Goodness, I was supposed to report for work for the past few days, but something happened so I got myself sick. I don't know how in the flying fart that happened, it just did!



For serious, this cold is driving me crazy, it feels like my ears are going to get jammed anytime now, and I'm dripping like a broken faucet. Plus I have to have a roll of tissues with me everywhere I go.

I ended up sneezing in front of quite a lot of people, and embarrassing myself to oblivion. Great.

Curse you Arthur for giving me a cold!

Till next time,

-Taste Tester Alfred "Frickin' Sick" Jones.

[sneezes loudly]